LOL, wow. I will let this gem speak for itself.

I wonder if I keep posting these stupid fake bullshit e-mails, will the get sick of me and take me off of their lists?

I am happy to say that more than HALF of my search terms on WordPress have been people searching for information on names found in these emails, like “mrsjaneste@aol.com” and “mrs.janesteven@chatdd.com”. However – because the phone numbers may be simply made up, I don’t want people hounding what could be some poor, unsuspecting person with angry phone calls and I no longer publish URL’s for these scam because I worked for a company who, when they finally got their URL that matched their company name, it had been used by SPAM’ers (they didn’t actually make use of the URL, they just used it by spoofing the URL in their SPAM) so we were blacklisted for sending SPAM the day the URL went live, and a LOT of people wrote angry e-mails. Doesn’t sound like much, but when you deal with the public, and depend on sales, you need to clear your name.

CONTACT MRS JANE STEVEN FOR YOUR UNCLAIMED FUND.!!

Mrs Jane Stevens. [mrsjaneste@aol.com]

Dear Sir/Madam ,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your Contract/Inheritance file presently on our desk. We found out that you have not fulfilled the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.

Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.

After the Board of director’s meeting held in Abuja,we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT PAYMENT CENTRE (UBA BANK).

This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate inrespect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling. You will be provided with access to an online account in which your funds, Five million Unites States Dollars($5,000,000.00); will be deposited.

As soon as you have been provided with the online account details, you can login to the banks website and then transfer your funds to your designated bank account. If you like to receive your fund this way, Kindly reconfirm your
(1) Your Full Name:
(2) Full residential address:
(3) Phone And Fax Number:
(4) Age:
(5) Occupation:

We shall be expecting to receive your information as you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office aside ours.
NOTE : YOU ARE TO SEND YOUR RESPONSE TO THE E-MAIL ADDRESS BELOW, Thank you for your co-operation.

BEST REGARDS,
Mrs Jane Stevens.
Contact Email: mrs.janesteven@chatdd.com
+(***)-***-***-****
CC: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CC: SENATE PRESIDENT
CC: ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT OFFICES
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [CBN]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION